warning: THE FOLLOWING POST MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE
have you ever been so tierd that you start thinking about random things? Like your mind is in a haze?
Well, i was in English, listening the teacher tell us a story out loud, and i was supposed to be reading along, but i wasnt. Instead i was thinking about disney characters. Oh no, not the characters themselves, just how the whole wide world of disney is sort of screwed up
Ill analyze Whinnie the Pooh first.
Ok, im not even kidding, they all have some kind of problems. Im serious! a friend brought it up, and i totally agree with her. Ill make a list.
Eyore: Ok easiest example, no contest. depression, plain and simple. seriously, that donkey needs some zoloft.
Rabbit: OCD about cleaning. Oh, and im pretty sure hes in a sexual identity crises.
Whinnie: A serious addiction to honey. Can anyone say 'Betty Ford'?
Tigger: Another easy example. ADD. Or ADHD. and his lisp too.
Owl: He has like no social skills. Hes up there with his books all day, every day.AND hes a complete snob.
The little mole dude: reclusiveness
Piglet: Phobia of EVERYTHING
Kanga: Ethier widower, divorcey, or had a deadbeat boyfriend. Ethier way, shes a single mother with relationship issues who has separation anxiety from roo.
Roo: Identity crises, for one. I mean, hes an extension off of his mom's name for crying out loud!!! and father abandonment issues. Since Kanga has relationship issues, i doubt she ever talks about his father. (no wonder he becomes so attached to tigger in 'The Tigger Movie'

Christopher Robin: Hes a boy that thinks his stuffed animals live in the woods, talk, walk,have lives and go on adventures. IM all for childhood imagination, but doncha think thats a teensey bit over the top??
ok, im done, and im surprised your still reading this. But anyway.
DONT FLAME ME!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS JUST MY OPPINION IM NOT BASHING ANY OF THE CHARACTERS INTENTIONALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!