Oh My Fricken GAWD!!! the funniest damn thing happened!

ok, i was driving to dance class (well, technically, my MOM was driving since i cant get my permit until next year) and i look up, and....the guy's licence plate in front of me said, i kid you not...

J3SEME

i found myself muffling my slight laughter with my arm. my mom asked what was so funny, and i said that it was nothing. i mean, it was slightly humorous, but not THAT funny..

i swear on Yondaime's grave that this is true... not 2 minutes later, a car pulled in front of us that had THIS licence plate..


2UKEJ5

i couldnt controll myself, and i was laughing so hard that i almost split in half.

i then tried 2 explain to my mom how fuuny/ironic it was because seme and uke are clssifications to determine in relationships who's the dominet one, and determining the nicknme (ex: Gaanaru or Narugaa) in manga and anime, especially with same-gender couples, and how it was ironic because right after i saw the license plate that had SEME on it, i saw the one with UKE...but i think it was lost on her because when i turned to her again, her face was totally blank.

thats a problem cause my mother's face in NEVER blank.

oh well, it still effing hilarious 2 me for some odd reason..

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i saw this in kitsunefun's journal and simply HAD 2 take it

im actually surprised at this. i mean, people say im nice and stuff, but this kind of shocks me. Im not THAT nice!!

but, oh well. i like nice guys anyway.

have you ever had something happen 2 u, that u thought meant sonething bigger, higher...like a premonition or something???

(If u havent, please smile and nod and pretend that u have while u read my journal...)

Well, on friday, something happened 2 me. Something that got me thinking on a spiritual level, or something.

strangely enough, this didnt envole out-of-body experiences or meditating near a babbling brook....

it happened in a k-mart parking lot.

Now before u start laughing, im totally being serious, and quite frankly... being this mellow frightens me.(since i usually act like i just snorted 20 pixie sticks...but I degress...)

im auditioning for CATZ at my school, and in the audition, we need 2 sing a song from said musical.

so, my mom takes me 2 kmart 2 get the CD, but the parking lot is JAMM PACKED, so she drops me off at the curb so she can find a parking spot.

only... its that curb BEFORE the entrance, so its like another little street u have to cross before u get to the door. (oh, i dont know if im making any sense, so please bear w/ me)

So, im going to run across the little street, and im halfway there when i hear a long (and VERY loud) honk to the left of me. i turn to look, and i see a SUV barraling at about 40 mpr toward me.

I pannick but im frozen, quite literally, like a deer in the headlights. the person slams on there brakes at the last minute, and stops (not even joking) about a foot away from me.

i was totally frozen and after getting after the complete horror, ran like a terrified squirrel into the store, where my knees buckled under me, and i had to babble to myself to keep from fainting.

Maybe to someone else, this sounds like nothing. but i really do feel like right then, it was very very possible that i was supposed to die, and it was dumb luck that the lady in the SUV put on her brakes at the last minute. but, i may just be over reacting.

And now, frankly, knowing the fact that my number just might have been up that day in the k-mart parking lot.... ive gotton a wake-up call.

lately, ive been wrapped up in negativity and such, that i really havent taken a good look around me, enjoyed life.

so now im going to tell every one of my friends tomorrow that i love them, and give them a huge hug.

its funny how looking in the face of death (or maybe being just SERIOUSLY injured) can open up someones eyes.

Ok ok ok... i have a lot 2 tell! umm where 2 begin? OH! ok,
theres this thing in Vegas, called Circus Circus. It has 2 b 1 of the most ingenious things here!! Basically, its a year around theme park.
"Why, kittybizcut, is it ingenious?" you may ask me. Well its ingenious because its covered by a PINK DOME!!! yea, u heard me a pink dome.
Its cool cause , as basically everyone knows, Las Vegas is snuggled in in the FREAKIN BLAZIN HOT DESERT!!!! so, all the rides stay cool in the summer, and warm in the winter. (yes, contrary to popular belief, it DOES get cold in the desert)

anyhoo, around halloween every year, theres this thing called the fright dome. its basically circus circus, exept its :at night, all the rides are pitch black, there are 7 haunted houses, its foggy walking around, and REALLY good actors as creepy things like bloody doctors and punk clowns (dont laugh, YOU would have been scared 2) creep up behind you and scare you. it was so freakin fun!!!! I went with my best friends. they are x0xkarix0x and pina-colada. (who needs to get a deviantart. YES, im talkin 2 YOU!!!)

Funny story. ok, so, its like 10:00 and were standing in line to get food. And ive had a long week, and my sugar rush was wearing off, and i was starting to get veeeerryy sllleeepppyy. x0xkarix0x says somrthing 2 me that i think has something 2 do with soda. of course i aggree forcefully. it probably came out like, "yeah..sure, sounds great *yawn*" so im noddind off, that is untill i hear a verry creepy, husky voice say in my ear"sleeeepy???" I jump, oh i dont know, 10 feet in the air and scream at the top of my lungs. theres this fat dirty clown in front of me. Waaay 2 close to my face. he says"u shouldnt fall asleep waiting for snacks. its.....DANGEROUS" the look on my face must be funny, because he laughs evilily and honks a horn in my ear. He leaves, and my friends are laughing hysterically. Apparently, x0xkarix0x had asked me if i wanted her to get somone to wake me up. not if i wanted soda. that earned both of the an impromptu smack upside the head. *sigh* good times, goood times.

Oops, apparently i was supposed 2 set the table. OOOOh yay!!! were having CHINA A GO GO!! er.. yah. now my dad is asking me what im doing. i just told him im on deviantart and ill be there in a sec.


He just asked what deviantart is.

............

WOW



*SIGH* parents. wat r u gonna do with them?

Ok im more tierd right now than ive been in a long time... i ushered for my school last night and it took a lot out of me.... i got home @ 10:00 and i STUPIDLY didnt do my hw bfore so, i got 2 bed at around 12:30. oh, and i wake up at around 4:00 every god-forsaken morning! *sigh* anyway, other than the fatigue, it was really fun! it was challenging because we had a full house and 40 extra people that were challenging because thy wanted 2 get in. But b4 the show, 1 of the guys was playing songs on the sound system, and suddenly, he changed it 2 Avenue Q songs.(btw Avenue Q is a broadway musical w/ real people and puppets. sort of like an adulterated version of Sesame Street) Anyway... he put it on the song "if u were gay" and he started mouthing the lyrics. it was already funny, but then another guy got on stage and started playing the other guy's part and acting it out and stuff, omfg it was sooooooo funny!!!
By the way... my schol is the wildly renowned LAS VEGAS ACADEMY SCHOOL OF INTERNATIONAL STUDIES, PREFORMING AND VISUAL ARTS!!!! those of u who dont know this school, its a magnet school thats really famous for all of the stuff we do. its a highschool for all the art freaks, theatergeeks and banddweebs in the las vegas area. it has 2 be the best school for outcasts with talent in the country, if not the world... and im a theater major!! any way bai bai 4 now!



(if u want 2 check out the song, "if u were gay" go 2 page 2 of my favorites and click on the flash that says "Tobi sing along! if Deidara was gay")